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50 First Dates
We should gooo, ice skating, roller blading, the beach, or even juss to eat
Niggas love talkin about sleepin..
Together-
We should decide, what the first date should be
I always say “I’ll leave it up to thee”
Cuz I don’t have any bright ideas
There’s always a bright idea comin from them tho
They always say “come park & we’ll go for a ride somewhere”
PAUSE*
They wanna park in their bed, then make meeee go for a ride
I don’t acquiesce-
To having sex
On the first date, not even after date number 8
So that’s why the first 50 dates were almost the first 50 rapes
They would try to take my first time and turn it into a first time
For everything-
I never wanted to do anything-
50 times I coulda went to jail, wouldn’t be out on bail- &
50 ppl would have been slaid
Cuz, 50 times they tried to have me laaaid… up
But, I wasn’t having it
I don’t mislead, oh belieeeve that, but
It’s these dudes who base their attraction off of attraction
They only wanna see yu on the surface
I tell them, yu gotta know me on the inside before yu try to my insides-pink matter
It does matter
Yur face & chest I will batter, & bruise
B/c this virginity I’m not trying to lose
So, after my name, number, FB, Instagram, & Twitter
Don’t let yur next question be this*
Are yu freaky?
First thing I’m gonna assume is yur tryna freak me
I will preplan my escape & yu better preplan yur escape
I usually let them get away, but that was only the first 50 times
Words To Live By
iF iT D0NT MAkE M0NEy;iT D0NT MAkE SENSE.
-SEiK0
REAl GANGSTAS D0NT PlAy.
-UNAWARE
M0NEy:AUT0MATiC;STUNTiN iSz:A HABiT;SEE A THiNG iliKE:0f C0URSE iG0TTA HAVE iT.
-UNAWARE;DAViD BANNER;ME :)
DA W0RlD iSz MY 0RBiT;iT REV0lVESz AR0UND ME DUHH!
-iNSPiRED BY MiSS.jACKiE:PARAPHRASED BY ME :)
iF i G0T 100 DifFERENT HAiTAz )(boysz & broadsz)( DEN iMUSS BE D0iN SUMTHiN RiTE;CUZ iF DEy WASNT HATiN iW0UlDNT HAVE ANy M0TiVATi0N.
-ME :)
N0 BiTCHASSNESS
-P.DiDDy
NEVER MAKE S0ME0NE yUR PRi0RiTy WHEN yU ARE 0Nly THEiR 0PTi0N.
-MyTiEN
iFEEl l0VE D0ESNT EVEN EXiST.0VA HERE,l0VE TURNSz iNT0 BETRAyEl WHiCH lEADSz 0UT 2 HATRED.iTEll N0 MAlE il0VE DEM.ill PR0BABAly SAy iG0T l0VE 4 DEM BUT N0 fUll 0UT jUSS BECAUSE iM SCARED 0f HEARTBREAk.
-ME :)
iMPERfECTi0N iSz BEAUTy, MADNESS iSz GENiUS,& iT’S BETTER 2 BE ABS0lUTEly RiDiCUl0USz THAN ABS0UlUTEly B0RiNG.
-MARilyN M0NR0E
lAMESz SMilE iN yUR fACE & SPiT 0N yUR NAME.iC0UlD GiVE 2 fREAk.z if yEW likED ME 0R N0T.W0MEN TAlk AB0UT ME liKE iM fAM0US BUT 2 ME DEy jUSS NAMElESS.
-AllijANNAy
kEEP yUR BESTfRiENDSz Cl0SE & yUR fRiENAMiESz Cl0SER.BE CAREfUl WHAT yU SAy & D0 2 PE0PlE BECAUSE yU NEVER kN0E WHEN yU’lL RUN iNT0 THEM AGAiN.
-PARiS HilT0N
PlAT0NiC l0VE iS VERy MUCH A PART 0f ANy Cl0SE fRiENDSHiP. BUT SUCH A l0VE D0ESNT AlWAYSz STAy PlAT0NiC.S0METiMESz iT TURNSz iNT0 PASSi0NATE l0VE.CR0SSiNG THAT liNE BETWEEN fRiENDSHiP & l0VE,CAN BE B0TH BEAUTifUl & EXTREMEly DiffiCUlT.
-TEVii
PlAy PiE;GEt EAtEN
-ME :)
SWAll0W MY W0RDSz;TASTE My TH0UGHTSz.& iF iTSz 2 NASTy,SPiT iT BACk @ ME
-DWAyNE MiCHAEl CARTER jR.
PUT jESUS iN DA fR0NT & DA DEVil iN DA BAKC
-f.A.f.W.C
Vi0lENCE iSz NEVER THA ANSWER;iT iSz 0Nly AN 0PTi0N
-ME :)
BkEiN fAkE iSz flAW S0 iM MUSt bE flAWlESS
-ME :)
WE D0NT G0T ENUfF TiME 2 SPEND All 0UR lifE BkEEFiN,CUZ yU D0NT kN0E H0W 0UR WAR G0N END.WH0 G0N MAkE iT 0UT AliVE?CRy 2GETHA;RiDE 2GETHA;DiE 2GETHA.END THA WAR yURSElf;D0NT lET DA WAR END yU.
-ME :)
4GEt W0MEN;GET M0NEy!4GEt MEN;GET M0NEy!
-liL kiM
iM 0N MY RiCH W0MAN;iM CHASiN PAPER,N0T NiGG.z!GET M0NEy!
-ME :)
iF y0 MAN CANT fEEd,FREAk,& fiNANCE dEN HE AiNT dA 1 4 yU!!!!l0L GET yU A TRiPlE f’iFiEd 0NE!
-T0NiQUA
NUTHiN MAkES ME fEEl bETTA dAN HEARiN ABk0UT CHEdDA!
-ME :)
EVEN TH0UGH HE lEfT,HE Will NEVER lEAVE My HEART Bk’CUZ HE T00k iT WiTH HiM.
-flll000RRR
Wtf il00k liKE TURNiN d0WN SUM HEAd!?!iT.x SUMM liKE A BiRd tURNiN d0WN SUMM bREAd
-NiCki MiNAj
THEy ASk ME WHy iM STUCC UP;Bk’CUZ iSTill diDNT fiNd SUM1 WH0 CAN 0UT d0 ME.
-SUMMER
yA CHEST S0 HiGH BkUT yA B00b.x jUSS SAG;GET yA bRA.x UP b!
-ME :)
iS yUR M0NEy MATURE 0R ARE yU A bABy bAllA?
-PiG
WHEN TH0U VENTUREd UP0N iNSUlT,iV0WEd REVENGE.iMUST N0T 0Nly PUNiSH,bUT PUNiSH WiT iMPUNiTy.
-P0E
i liKE EM’ CH0C0lATE!!!N0 dARkER dAN MY ElB0W.BUT dEM liGHT SkiN.x G00d…G0TTA bE TAll,ATHlETiC B0dii iS MY fAV,& G0TTA HAVE NiCE TEETH & A NiCE PERS0NAliTy,&&&& G0TTA dRESS CUTE,if N0T fiTTEd* dEN PRESENTABlE…& dEy MUST MUST MUST HAVE G00d HUM0R.
-ME :)
MY ATTiTUdE iS ViRGiN;idGAf.
-ME :)
iT.x flU SEAS0N,iNflUENZA iN yU W0MEN;iM MAkiN yAll CHiCC.X SiCC,iWiSH iHAd dA MEd.x 4 yAll W0MEN
-ME :)
CHiCC THiNk ShE d0iN SUMM bUT hER MAN WANT SUMN HE CAN’T GET fR0M ME;dAT.x ATTENti0N;iPAy dAT MAlE N0 MiNd.
-iNSPiREd By ZAC:PARAPHRASEd By ME :)
i’M A SlAVE MASTER;NiGGA.x iG0T EM!
-ME :)
dANG,iM tHR0WiN EVERyB0dy 0VERb0ARD;N0B0Dii G0N SiNk diS ShiP.
-ME :)
2Nd CHANCES d0NT EVEN MAtTER BECAUSE PPl NEVER CHANGE.
-UNAWARE
jUSS liKE dA j0kER,iAiNT dA 0NE yU WANNA dEAl WiT.
-ME :)
lET’S StAy t0GEThER till WE’RE Gh0StS
-dRAkE
0Pti0N 0VER 0bliGANCE.
-ME :)
iWANNA WitNESS l0VE,iNEVER SEEN iT Cl0SE.
-dRAkE
l0VE iS lUST iN diSGUiSE.
-UNAWARE
W0MEN liE;MEN liE.
-dWAyNE MiCHAEl CARtER,jR.
h0W ifEEl Ab0UT dA REd0NES:ifAll f0R dEM dA fAStESt & hARdESt & diSCARd dEM dA QUiCCESt bECAUSE dEy dEAl dEAl Wit tHiNG.x dA illESt.
-ME :)
it.x N0t dAt ithiNk iM t00 G00d,yUR jUSS N0t G00d EN0UGh.!
-ME :)
WHy AM iS0 MAtURE?bECAUSE iVE NEVER biN CHildiSh.
-PEAChES
My M0NEy AlWAy.X h0T;bUT iNEVER Bl0W iT…ikEEP iT WRAPPEd UP,l0UiS VUitT0N C0AtEd :))
-ME :)
id0NT GET jEAl0US WHEN iSEE MY X W/ S0ME0NE ElSE bECAUSE MY M0tHER AlWAy.X t0lD ME 2 GiVE MY 0ld t0y.X 2 tHE lESS F0RtUNAtE.
-SAN0MA
iG0t S0 MUCh 0N My MiNd,iCAN SEE MY bRAiN thRU My M0Uth.S0 iSAy WHAt iM thiNkiN,”WhAt.x 0N y0 MiNd dEjAh?” “ExACtly WhAt iM tElliN yU.”
-ME :)
d0N’T AP0l0GiZE;iMPR0VE.
-ME :)
CASH MAkES ME C0ld hEARtED.
-ME :)
l0VE iS N0t A GAME,bUT tHERE ARE PlAyER.x iN tHiS tHiNG.
-ME :)
ifEll f0R yU With0Ut A PUSh.S0MEtiME.x thE thiNG.x yU SAy GEt My bREAth t00K;S0ME thiNG.x ARE bEttER lEft UNSAid.S0 ilEt My ACti0N.x SPEAk f0R ME,& AS 0f RitE N0W,iM N0t dUNN tAlkiN.
-ME :)
iM 18 N0W,iT.x tiME iStARtED ACtiN liKE iT.
-MY hUSbANd
tHE EARly biRd GEt.x thE W0RM;iM AN EAGlE PUlliN SNAkES|hEll0 G00dM0RNiN
-ME :)
S0 iG0t bUTTERfiNGEr.x,bUt iG0t EM WRAPPED AR0UNd My fiNGER.X,& WHEN dEy StArt SliPPiN,dEy iMMMEdiAtEly GEt dR0PPEd;liKE A bAd hAbit.
-ME :)
d0NT EVER GET t00 AttATCHEd 0R GET t00 C0Mf0RTABlE;BECAUSE WiTH ME,N0ThiNG iS 4EVER. S0 kN0E yUR PlACE ANd PlAy yUR R0lE
-NiCH0lAS fERRARi
MY W0Rd iS MY PRidE.tHE WiSd0M iS WEAk.& tHAT.X W0Rd fR0M tHE WiSE.
-dWAyNE MiCHAEl CARtER jR.
iCAN CHANGE yUR liFE, MAkE iT S0 NEW. MAkE yU NEVER WANNA G0 BACC t0 tHE 0ld yU.
-dWAyNE MiCHAEl CARtER jR.
EVERyB0Dy WAtCH YUR BACC WHEN yUR iN tHE fR0Nt
-dWAyNE MiCHAEl CARtER jR.
A MAN iS N0T tHE ANSWER t0 fUfillMENT;jESUS iS :)
-kARlA
tHERE iS MUCH lESS 0RiGiNAliTy N0WAdAyS. iNdiVidUAliTy iS AN ARCHAiC REMNANT 0F tHE b00MiNG RENAiSSANCE 0f CREAtiViTy tHAT iT 0NCE WAS.
-MiCHAEl SANChEZ
SEEiN hiM iS liKE A hUNGRy BxTCH GEtTiN fEd,& bEiN AR0UNd HiM iS AS RElAXiN AS MY b0Dy 2 MY bEd.
-ME :)
yUR HEARt iS G0ld,yUR l0VE iS kiNd,At dA ENd 0f dA dAy,iT.x yUR.x ANd MiNE.l0L lUV yA!
-ME :)
Any girl can spend a mans money, ride in his car, lay up in his crib, order off the menu and spread her legs, but only a REAL woman can help a man achieve his goals in life, support him when he’s broke, constantly pushes him to be successful, showers him with positive energy, compliments him on a regular, and never kicks him while hes down. Instead she lifts him up….I promise to always be there for mines
-LUCkii HENRy
I’m single because I don’t settle for anything less than I expect;I know what I want, and if yu don’t have it I don’t want yu. The ppl who I do want,simply just want somethin else* and I’m not tryna get my numbers up. & shxt,sometimes all I want is the D* and no attachments
-ME :)
I’M liViNG MY liFE liKE THE END iS APPR0ACHiNG.
-BiG SEAN
I’m almost grown. I want a relationship not relations. I am lookin to settle. I’m not gonna be w/ someone that’s not emotionally attached to me; Sex cannot run my relationships. Psssshhhh
-ME :)
To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance.
-0SCAR WildEr, An Ideal Husband, 1895
If everyone in the world was like me,there would be World Peace,mannerisms,hope,humor,faith,& hard work.
-ME :)
Being a man entails leadership, knowing wen to take action n nt to,taking ownership,appreciating wat u have,and most of all a man needs to pave the way..for family, treating a woman.. four words Loyal,Honest,Respectful,and Commited
-MAURiCE SAPP
Sometimes I’d rather just live in the moment, let’s love for an hour or 2, talk for 10, sleep for a few, argue never, & stay 2gether 4ever.
-ME :)
Faith, Consistency, & Hard Work. Yu need it!
-Spoken Reasons
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
-Frank Ocean
If I must live by law it must be laws of His Majesty.
-Bob Marley
We always ignore the ones that adore us and adore the ones that ignore us.
-Drake
Relationships are harder now because conversations becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, & feelings become statuses and tweets.
-Frank Ocean
I heard I’m cocky. Shxt, I don’t have reasons to doubt myself. I’m proud of me. & if yu do think I’m cocky, then suck my cocky bxxxxtchhh!
-ME :)
Don’t judge me by my past, I don’t live there anymore.
-Drake
Loving myself more doesn’t make me love yu less.
-ME :)
Love me or hate me, I don’t mind either. if you love me, I’ll always be in your heart. if you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind.
-Frank Ocean
Distance can be infinite-to infinity and beyond, as long as the communication is there, it can work.
-ME :)
Never explain. Yur friends don’t need it & yur enemies won’t believe yu anyway.
-Confucius
